me: *grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with my bare hands to impress cute girls on the beach*
girl 1: oh my god, that guy is grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with his bare hands
girl 2: really?? is he crying??
girl 1: only a little bit
girl 2: wow thats hot
(via thebootydiaries)
(via hatin)
(via hourglxxss)
I can’t sleep someone tell me a story
I grew up thinking eminem was my uncle for no valid reason and when I realized he wasn’t I was so shocked
you know i never meant to let you down let you down
Better Now // Post Malone
Miss Cranberry has fallen asleep in my lap. I am forever stuck plus also dead from cuteness.
(via ariafsar2)
when you hype ya friend up to shoot their shot at their crush and they get rejected
(via spongebobssquarepants)
Ever talk to a man and been like…only porn coulda made you this dumb
(via heart)
I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself
Isn’t boomerang like.. free?
She can’t afford it
I can’t afford it
(via hourglxxss)
(via madeofsushi)
